Weirdness About Amber

I like:
Soupy oatmeal
Dressingless salad
Brushing people’s hair
Sleeping with the front door unlocked
Warm soda
Mascara
Trying to control things with my mind

I Dislike:
Boats
Driving
Reality shows
Monkeys
Old people
Talking on the phone

Amber On Change

Change-
Do not expect your life to be altered.
Do not assume it will stay the same.
Change is growth.
Change is acceptance.
Change is not good.
Change is not bad.
Change simply is.

Resolution-
I resolve to learn like my sister.
To grow like my cousin.
To love like my cat.
To power through, like my uncle.
To laugh, like my aunt.
And to still dream like myself.

Hmm. Not sure if I can keep up having poorly written poems before every post. Ah, well. Gave it a try, at least. Anywho.

My resolutions this year-
Get a job.
Finish Pokemon Emerald on Gameboy.

Ringing in the New Year, Amber Style

First off, may I just say that I can totally party, loner style? I sat up watching a Big Bang Theory marathon and playing Lego Harry Potter. Yeah. Be jealous! And, as with every year, I feel revived, and ready to go. I’m changing the layout of my posts, too. Instead of really random personal monologues, I’m going to aim for something a little more adult due to the fact that in four months I’ll be -holy fuck- 19. So now I end this post, and start a new one!

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Bold What applies to you:

I’m loud.
I’m sarcastic.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
I’m easy to get along with.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.

My appearance:
I wear make-up
I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
I wear contacts.
I wear glasses.
I have braces.
I change my hair color often.
I have a piercing.
I have small feet.

Relationships:
I’m in a relationship now.
I’m single.
I’m crushin’.
I’ve missed an ex before.
I’m scared of being hurt.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve been in love more than two times.
I believe in love at first sight.

Friendships:
I have a best friend.
I have at least ten REAL friends.
I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
I’ve beaten up a friend.
I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
I can trust at least five people with my life.

Experiences:
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve taken a taxi.
I’ve taken a city bus.
I’ve taken a school bus.
I’ve made a speech.
I’ve been in some sort of club.
Music:

I listen to R&B.
I listen to pop.
I listen to techno.
I listen to rock.
I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
I download music.
I buy CD’s.

Family Life:
I get along with both of my parents for the most part.
My biological parents are still together.
I have at least one brother.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve made my parents cry.
I’ve lied to my parents.
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.

Hair:
I’ve had streaks.
I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
I’ve been blonde.
I’ve had black
I’ve been red (ish)
I’ve been brown.
I use conditioner.
I’ve curled my hair.
I’ve straightened my hair.

Hello Again, Long Time, No Blog!!!

Stuff is so… Stuff. And it’s all chaotic up in my mind, so it’s….. LIST TIME!!! That time of the post where I post all the things I have to do the you really don’t care about! Yay you!

• Christmas Gifts!!

1. Genevieve- The TRUE Night Before Christmas
2. Regan- Hello, Mr. Dragon
3. Chloe- Who Ate the Last Deviled Egg?
4. Mercedes- The Holiday Beast
5. Linda- ???
6. Cory-???
7. Ellie- Hangy Wall Sun thing
8. Their Dad-???
9. Nonna-???

Grownups are so damn hard to gift. I’m writing books for the younger ones this year, as Amber’s change purse is a bit light this holiday season!

• LAUNDRY! You will NOT wear those jeans again. Those TWO SIZES SMALLER jeans. (Amber lost some squish, in case you didn’t get the hint!)
• Dishes. Again. Seriously, how can they possibly all get dirty with one meal? F…

 

Why Hallmark Sucks, And Other Tales of A Black Thursday/Friday Survivor.

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Angers me.

The ‘I Have A Few Minutes Until I Have To Pick Up My Sister So Here’s A Few Pictures Of Snape’ Post.

Not Sev, but still!

Got An Interview!!!

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Finally, FINALLY someone’s interested in hiring me!!! I got an interview for Macy’s!!! I have to schedule it, so I’m just waiting for an open time slot. I feel so grown up! And it’s at the location I really wanted, too! I said I was okay with any of their mall locations, but I only live near Park Place, and bam! So now I wait! I didn’t even think I’d actually get anything from that online job search thing, but I did! And Macy’s just started looking for new folks yesterday, so my chances of getting it are maximized at least a little bit!  I so hope I get it. I’m getting stir crazy here, all alone, doing nothing but trolling Facebook and cleaning.

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Finding A Job… Eventually.

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Ugh… If I have to fill out one more application, I will shoot myself. I have applied to:

Target

Bath and Body Works

Anna’s Linens

Macy’s

Chili’s

Bookman’s

And a bunch of other places I honestly cannot even remember. One plus, I guess, is that I now have my social security number memorised!! And my whole family’s work, home, and cell numbers. And addresses. I am so tired of sitting at home! I have even started voluntarily cleaning!!!! Gasp!! Isn’t this a sign of the Apocalypse, or something??? It’s like I’m a stay at home mom who’s kids are all school age, and I don’t know what to do with myself for those six hours! I watch Maury, and wash dishes, and move furniture around, and everything!!! What. The. Hell!!!

 

EVEN MORE FUNNY-HAHAS!!!!!