Urges

We humans have a variety of urges that we are seemingly incapable of denying. having sex, getting money, eating… but the one thing i’ve found to be across the board with all species is the urge to pee. the same urge that i am trying (and failing) to deny, until i finish this post. i may not make it. my bladder my burst, and the screen of my laptop will be splattered with my guts. who will win? the urge to pee, or the urge to finish posting?……………………………………………………………………………………………………

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AND IT’S THE URGE TO PEE FOR THE GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crowd cheers loudly, punctuated by the groans of the people who had money on finish the post to win*

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  1. It’s always bad when your urges conflict… like sex and peeing. Bad.

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