My Favorite Gay Man Ever. (Next To You, Of Course, Willow.)

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So. I love gay people. We all know this. But my favorite? Neil Patrick Harris. I love this guy, people. And I’m sorry, but have you seen this guy’s boyfriend, David Burtka? *sigh* God is a mean, evil man for making those two adorable guys, making them virtually perfect, then making them gay. Like, they’re having twins, which is just so cute, I can actually feel the cavities growing. Women and gay men everywhere are crying themselves to sleep at night. Like, I kind of tear up when I think of how utterly perfect Neil is. He’s adorable, he’s funny, he can sing, he can act… clearly he wants kids. But he has the only flaws that can never be overlooked by hopefuls; wrong sexuality, in a relationship, has no clue who I (or a good 95% of us fans) am. But if I had the chance, I would hide him in my basement forever. (Overlooking the fact, of course, that I don’t have a basement, and if I did, I’d never enter it.)

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4 responses to “My Favorite Gay Man Ever. (Next To You, Of Course, Willow.)

  1. You could rotate him with Johnny depp. He would be allowed out during one half of the week, and Johnny depp would be allowed out on the other. And they could both stay in your basement forever. And ever. Lol.
    I’m googling what his boyfriend looks like right now. Hold on. Um, that’s rude. Like, RUDE. They’re wayyy too cute a couple. Maybe I need to get into acting. Or since you already are, when we’re roommates you can totally hook me up with the cute drama queens. Lol.

    • See? Doesn’t it just make you want to give up all hope? Not only have these two guys decided they are far too gorgeous for a mere woman, but they aren’t even polite enough to be single, thus giving both gay men and straight women alike even a sliver of hope. As for cute drama queens (loved the pun, btw.) there aren’t any, really. Well, cept Kyle, who’s bi, but i think he leans more towards the ladies. How do you feel about cheerleaders, though? Cuz I have second period with one who’s super cute, but he’s the super girly gay, you know. Like… hairdresser gay. Or fashion designer gay. Will keep my eyes peeled, though.

      • Lol, I’m glad you caught the pun. I don’t know if any of my friends would’ve got it. It’s those little simple “jokes” that make my day though. haha.
        Hahaha, I don’t know what my type is. I’m not very gay-friendly is the thing. Being around other gay people makes me uncomfortable and fidgety. I think it’s because I’ve spent so much of my time wishing I weren’t myself, that I’ve started wishing the same of others. I think my type is more of a turtleneck sweater-spends most of his time in coffee shops but isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty- loves to read in the sun kind of guy. Is that too specific? Hahaha.

      • Well, then no, you would probably hate Garrett. He even gets on my nerves sometimes, and I have a pathological need to baby all gay people. teehee!

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