A Bird’s Life

In trying to keep up with the post a day thing, I figured I’d try to give the impersonal posts a theme. Each daily post will be a story about a random picture. If you don’t want to read them, just acoid pointless pictures, and titles that barely relate to them. Lol…

STEVE: Ah! Such a beautiful day! Oh, look at these birds, so nice. Such a simple life they lead. *sigh*

SEAGULL 1: Oh great, another ‘nature enthusiast’.

SEAGULL 2: I hate these guys! ‘Oh, look at the pretty birdy, so simple, so happy!’ Pssh! If they only knew!

SEAGULL 1: Yeah! Do they actually think it’s easy, flying everywhere? They can hardly handle walking up a couple steps! How would they like it if they had to flex and relax hundreds of muscles thousands of times a day, every day, all year long???

SEAGULL 2: And the food! I’m allergic to fish! What the hell am I supposed to eat? Ever since they put up those damn signs, no one will feed me! It’s been forever since I last had a cracker, or a nice bit of sandwich…

SEAGULL 1: Wanna poop on this one’s head?

SEAGULL 2: Nah… I don’t want to ruin his hat.

SEAGULL 1: …

SEAGULL 2: What? It’s a nice hat…

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  1. Jounouchi Katsuya

    Best. Idea. Evar.

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