Hello Again, Long Time, No Blog!!!

Stuff is so… Stuff. And it’s all chaotic up in my mind, so it’s….. LIST TIME!!! That time of the post where I post all the things I have to do the you really don’t care about! Yay you!

  • Christmas Gifts!!
  1. Genevieve- The TRUE Night Before Christmas
  2. Regan- Hello, Mr. Dragon
  3. Chloe- Who Ate the Last Deviled Egg?
  4. Mercedes- The Holiday Beast
  5. Linda- ???
  6. Cory-???
  7. Ellie- Hangy Wall Sun thing
  8. Their Dad-???
  9. Nonna-???

Grownups are so damn hard to gift. I’m writing books for the younger ones this year, as Amber’s change purse is a bit light this holiday season!

  • LAUNDRY! You will NOT wear those jeans again. Those TWO SIZES SMALLER jeans. (Amber lost some squish, in case you didn’t get the hint!)
  • Dishes. Again. Seriously, how can they possibly all get dirty with one meal? F…



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Why Hallmark Sucks, And Other Tales of A Black Thursday/Friday Survivor.

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Angers me.


What Black Friday Boils Down To:

  • My feet hurt. A lot.
  • I am currently running on 4 hours of sleep since Wednesday.
  • Keyboards suck. Majorly.
  • So freaking happy, because I got Paula Deen cookware, and a set of knives, and some Tupperware!
  • Tired of my sister blowing up at every little thing anyone says to her that isn’t a flat out complement.
  • Decorating the house tomorrow!!! We got a 7 foot nonlit tree at Target for $50!!!
  • Listening to Christmas music 24/7.
  • Boycotting Hallmark this year. How hard is it to double check your Harry Potter ornament sketches and models before you mass-produce them???

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