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My Cover’s Been Blown

Wow. At first, I had this totally brilliant post already to go in my mind, and it went perfectly with my intriguing post title, but I just lost it. *whoosh* Gone. I hate when that happens. To celebrate this, I shall list things I hate. Just for Funsies.

  1. Forgetting all the smart, witty things I come up with in my mind the second I open my mouth.
  2. When my hair is only the pretty kind of curly when I get home, never when I want/need it to be.
  3. When words are misspelled or used correctly.
  4. When I use or spell words incorrectly.
  5. When you’re up all night typing this stupid paper, and think you’re done, only to realise that you still need to stretch all your information for another page and a half.
  6. When spellcheck doesn’t recognise words spelt the British way.
  7. When you open a brand new box of snackies, only to realise that you will undoubtably end up eating all of them.
  8. When someone set the volume to a number that doesn’t end in a 5 or a 0. (i.e.- 37, versus 35)
  9. When stupid assholes ruin the ends of books.
  10. When people say that Twilight is better then, or even on par with, Harry Potter.

But never fear, fair maidens/man-maidens. There is love in this world too.

  1. making lists.
  2. spelling things like British people.
  3. Improvising skits in Drama.
  4. Reading books that no one else ever will.
  5. Being the only one in class whose seen/read a book/movie that relates to the class.
  6. Being short. I may say I hate it, but really, it’s useful. (No having to ask for the kid’s menu, so I can color.)
  7. Law shows. The law is so stupidly interesting, and I love watching people rip it to shreds.

And here ends my lists of pointlessness. Now, wasn’t that a giant waste of your time?


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