And that has never happened before! Not with Johnny Depp, not with Heath Ledger (RIP)… not even with Robert Downey Jr.!!!! So congratulations, Mr. Darren Criss, you turned one of the few normal teenage girls in America into a giggling, squealing, awful-song-writing pile of mush. Right now I am listening to the beautiful sound of YouTube buffering (has been doing so for… 8 minutes now) Just so I can hear “Teenage Dream’ done right. And when I read that he’s going to be a legit character on Glee, not just a guest star, or recurring character, I fell off of my bed. Yup. The last thing to happen to me that garnered that reaction was tickets to see 30 Seconds to Mars last year! My subconscious equates Darren Criss with Jared Leto! …My brain just died a little. Too many mentions of beautiful men in one paragraph! All I can say is, i hope he grows his hair out. It’s much cuter, in my opinion, when it’s longer. I want to touch it.
I saw Santa yesterday, did I mention that? yeah, we were shopping at Fry’s, and he’s just sitting in a red recliner by the dairy section! I gots to pet his beard, which looked a lot softer then it actually was. I was disappointed, greatly.
Just so you all have an idea how shitty YouTube truly is, ‘Teenage Dream’ is still buffering. I hate technology sometimes.
- Darren Criss lands regular role on “Glee” (omg.yahoo.com)
- Our Hearts Just Stopped! (perezhilton.com)