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100 Truths (Stolen From Christin’s Blog)- The Redux

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Four times... In 36 hours...

1. Last beverage:

Water!!

2. Last phone call:

My cousin, yesterday.

3. Last text message:

I didn’t really think they would. Neither of those couples are particularly randy. Cept for drunk blaine. and jealous finn.

4. Last song you listened to:

You and I, Lady Gaga. Yes, I love her. Shut up.

5. Last time you cried?

Um… Can’t remember. Sometime this past month/

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Got back with someone you’ve broken up with:

Never broken up with someone.

7. Been cheated on:

Nope.

8. Kissed someone & regretted it:

Anthony had just had pizza, so yes. Ugh.

9. Have you lost someone special?

Lost as in, have they died? No. Have people left me? many times.

10. Been depressed:

This past summer. That’s when it hit me that everything was going to change.

11. Been drunk and threw up:

I had some champagne over winter break and threw it up. I really can’t stomach alcohol.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

Yellow, green, silver

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2011)

15. Made a new friend:

Yeah.

16. Fallen out of love:

Never been in it.

17. Laughed until you cried:

Once. And for no reason at all.

18. Met someone who changed you:
Yessir.

19. Found out who your true friends were:

Yup!

20. Found out someone was talking about you:

No, but i get the feeling sometimes.

21. Kissed anyone on your Facebook friend’s list:

Don’t use it.

22. How many people on your friends do you know in real life:

I don’t use anything that has a friends list, but Willow’s the only friend I have that i don’t know in RL.

23. How many kids do you want:

14

24. Do you have any pets:

5 cats: Jackson (Fat, Maine Coon, and super gay), Finn(Orange tabby, fat, lazy as all hell),

Annabelle(Skinny,blueish gray, loud), Oliver(white tabby, fat, needy), and Wesley(Fat pastel tabby, hates the world, super cute!). Also dog who thinks he’s a cat (Charlie).

25. Do you want to change your name:

Never really thought about it, honestly.

26. What did you do for your last birthday:

Nothing. No one mentioned it or anything.

27. What time did you wake up:

7:14AM

28. What were you doing at midnight last night:

Sleeping!

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for:

Holidays!!! My brother in law is bringing his wife and doggy for thanksgiving!.

30. Last time you saw your Mother:

November 12, 2002

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:

I would have always gone to school in the Vail school district. Then i’d have had a better grasp on the ciriculum, and closer friends.

32. What are you listening to right now:

Still How to Train Your Dragon… Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:

I wish.

34. Who is getting on your nerves now:

My sister.

35. Most visited webpage:

Wikipages. I’ve become super mega addicted.

36. Whats your real name:

Amber Denise McLain

37. Nicknames:

Bloompa, Bear, Black.

38. Relationship Status:

Single and happy.

39. Zodiac sign:

Aries

40. Male or female:

Female

41. Primary School:

One year at Deets, one year somewhere in Washington D.C., two years at John B. Wright Elementary

School, and One year at Corbett Elementary.

42. Secondary School:

One year at Naylor Middle School, and then two years at La Paloma Academy Central.

43. High school/college:

Empire High School

44. Hair color:

Brown

45. Long or short:

Straight it’s actually pretty long, but right now it’s too fluffy to tell.

46. Height:

5′ 2!!!!!

47. Do you have a crush on someone:

Nah.

48. What do you like about yourself?:

Um… My eyes, my teeth, and my wrists. Yup And my left ring finger. I can move the tip as if it were separate from my body!

49. Piercings:

Two. My ears.

50: Tattoos:

I want one, but I could never handle the pain.

51. Righty or lefty:

Lefty!!!! Obama’s a lefty, too. And Bart Simpson. Yay me…

52. First surgery?

Never had one.

53. First piercing:

I was two, and i got my ears done.

54. First best friend

Amanda. We lived in the same apartment building and everything.

55. First sport you joined:

I’ve never done sports, per say. I did tap dancing, horseback riding, and 6 years of cheerleading.

56. First vacation:

Disneyland, age 6.

57. First pair of trainers:

My first baby shoes were tennis shoes. How cool is it that I know what trainers are? Lol…

RIGHT NOW:

58.Talking to:

Nobody, as of this moment.

59. Missing who:

Everyone!

60. I’m about to:

Yawn!

61. Listening to:
How to Train Your Dragon.

62. Waiting for:

Nothing.. No classes to wait for, no already made lunch, or drama, or rehearsals, or nothing…

63. I’m feeling:

Hungry, tired, and angry at Hulu for not having new episodes of Glee or American Horror Story yet.

YOUR FUTURE :

64. Want kids?:

10 asians and a few australians.

65. Get married?:

Of course.

66. Career:

I want to go into theatre. If acting doesn’t work out, I want to go into screenplay writing.

YOUR DREAM GUY/GIRL:

67. Lips or eyes:

Eyes. I don’t really care if he has chapped lips, or thin ones, or whatever, but he’s got to have good eyes.

I love green eyes the most, but those are hard to come by.

68. Hugs or kisses:

Hugs. Hugs make me feel safe. Kisses are just uncomfortable.

69. Shorter or taller:

Taller then me, but not freakishly so, either.

70. Older or Younger:

Older, but not by more the six years. Unless it’s Johnny Depp or Robert Downey Jr. Thirty years means nothing when you’re that hot.

71. Romantic or spontaneous:

Spontaneous. Someone who can bring me out of my shell.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms:

Arms. I. Love. Arms. *Sigh*

73. Sensitive or loud:

Sensitive. Someone who’ll cry with me at sad movies.

74. Hook-up or relationship:

Relationship.

HAVE YOU:

75. Kissed a stranger:

No!

76. Drank hard liquor:

Yuck. Can’t even stomach beer, so…

77. Lost glasses/contacts?

Religiously.

78. Sex on first date:

No. If I’m not having sex with my husband, why would i have sex with a virtual stranger?

79. Broken someones heart?

Once.

80. Been arrested:

Almost. I will forever have issues with freaking cars. Good thing I cry super easily.

81. Turned someone down:

Yes.

82. Cried when someone died:

No one I know’s ever died, but i die when characters I like in books, movies, and shows die, so I’d assume so.

83. Fallen for a friend:

Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself:

Off and on.

85. Love at first sight:

Not often.

86. Heaven:

Maybe.

87. Santa Claus:

100% real.

88. Kiss on the first date?

Not unless I already knew and liked the guy.

89. Angels:

Spirits, yes. Wings and halos, no.

90. God:

No.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

91. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at at the same time?

Never had one, period. Except for in 3rd grade. Which i still maintain, does not count.

92. Did you sing today?:

Not a real song, just the made up ones I do where I sing my actions.

93. Did something illegal?:

Broke into a house while we were house hunting two weeks ago.

94. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:

Freshmen year. I’d take drama instead of interior design, and general p.e. instead of fitness.

95. The moment you would choose to relive?:

Last year, for sure. Over and over again.

96. Are you afraid of falling in love?:

No. I look forward to it.

97. When was the last time you lied?:

This morning. I told my sister she could have my last box of nerds from trick or treating. I just ate them!

98. Are you usually late, early or right on time?

Just late enough that I don’t get the Look.

99. Would you give your life to save someone else’s?

If they hadn’t you know, eaten any small children, or anything like that.

100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?:

Nope. It’s been far too long since I’ve done one of these!

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I Think It’s Time.

Time for this year’s Eye Candy competition. If you’re new to mine or Willow’s  blog, here’s a rundown. Me and Willow post pictures of beautiful, half nekked men daily for about a week. You guys comment, and we both think we won. The only ‘rule’, I guess, is no copying. Once a man is posted, he can’t come back until next year. Well, I made that last bit up, but still.

Darren Criss- Yeah, so his hair is shorter now, and he’s… shaved. I personally think he looks younger with the hair and the scruffiness, but that’s just me. He’s friggin’ nice, though, if you know what I mean. I know I’ve been more careful with the phrase ‘jump his bones’, now that i know what it actually means, but it applies 100% for him!

Robert Downey Jr.- Look at him! Even being a total tard, and winking, for god’s sake, he’s gorgeous!!

Johnny Depp- Did you really think I wouldn’t put him on here? I spent like, half an hour looking for the perfect picture of him, and got distracted!

Severus Snape- *Sigh* He can sneer at me ALL day…

Robert Pattinson- You see what happens when you make a good movie, Robert? See? You make my list. And, please note, the only attractive picture of him I could find was from Harry Potter. My god, but he doesn’t photograph well…

That’s all for now, folks. You get more pictures when Willow posts his list!

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The Weirdest Dream I’ve Ever Had. Ever.

Actor Johnny Depp in 2008

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I don’t even know how something like this came up in my mind!

It started out on, like, Thanksgiving, or something. For some reason we had forgone our usual 3pm meal, and were just getting ready to sit down at around 7pm instead. I don’t know why, but I was sent to the store to get something, and crashed my car right before I could park fully. Instead of calling for a tow, or anything, I decide to just go into the store to buy whatever it was I needed. Then I’m back at home (which is a house I’ve never seen in my life) only this time I’ve got Johnny Depp with me. Yeah! So everyone’s excited and happy, and me and my cousin can’t stop staring at him. Then we hear a howl outside, and all of our cats run into the dining room and hide under the table. Johnny goes all stiff, and starts telling us what to do, like we’re preparing for the apocalypse or something. We locked the doors, closed the windows, closed the drapes, and covered the food. The we all end up in my bedroom, which is just awesome for me, because even in dreams i hate cleaning my room. Then I forget some of the stuff that happens, but somehow I gathered that Johnny Depp is really a vampire, and the howl was a werewolf, and that it was a full moon. So now, Dream-Amber’s thinking she’s gotten herself into a much better version of Twilight. Then we just kind of sit there and talk about nothing, and the howls get closer and closer. Then there’s a really loud howl, and a crash. I, being a typical girl, may have screamed. Then, do you know what happened????? Dream-Amber and Dream-Johnny hug!!! For a long time. And I touched his hair. And it is quite soft. Then I woke up.

Right?????? What the hell is that? There was more of course, but I can only remember a few details.

  1. Somehow, I get turned into a werewolf.
  2. My family is close friends with Lady Gaga, and we go to a barbeque.
  3. Bellatrix LeStrange is Gaga’s cousin. Not to hard to picture, sadly…
  4. Lady Gaga hides wads of money in her laundry room.
  5. Something about a large stuffed penguin.

Yeah, so I’m never eating chocolate before bed again. Or sleeping with the lights on. Even if it’s scary, being home alone, and in the dark.

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New Blog Theme, Favorite Cousin, Alkie Sister

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Do you like it? I contemplated just leaving it the Christmas one, but that didn’t seem like much fun. I love changing the theme of my blog. Most people just keep it the same, all year round, for years on end, but I like change. i embrace it. Also, I just recently figured out how to change the stupid custom header thing. Apparently you have to make it fit the parameters somewhere else, instead of trying to crop it on wordpress. Which is cool, now that i’ve figured that out. But it took me hours to do that! I might change it though, to something a little less emo-y. Because while I may have the occasional emo post (Who doesn’t?), my blog doesn’t really give off an emo vibe. At least, I hope it doesn’t. Nah, too many nekked men to be emo. Lol… So. I’m at school, again. My sisters starts today, but I haven’t seen her yet. i think they’re still figuring out her schedule, or something. I can’t remeber what she was wearing this morning, but i hope it’s whorish, for Trici and Lily’s sake. I want them to really get a feel for what i have to live with, 24/7, 341. Yes, 341. Two days out of every month her a my sister are with my ex-step-dad-thing. Officially, anyways. Unofficially, every weekend.

So, on Saturday, after dropping the insane aunt who I’ve never met before (Came to visit us for a few days. I’ve never seen her before in my life, and she’s about 80. Yet, she’s somehow my aunt. *shrug*) at the airport, me, my aunt, my sisters, and my cousin went to the movies. I love my cousin to pieces. She’s probably the most mature person in my family, after me. She’s the one who told me being gay would be illegal in the future. She’s smart, and she loves Johnny Depp. Like, to death. We watched Edward Scissorhands together, and she brought out the full size store display of him i stole from Fry‘s, and all three of us had a grand ol’ time. But back to the actual story. She’s pretty much perfect. My sister, the whore one, however, hates her. Everytime my cousin comes over, my whore-sister calls her a bitch, at least once, hits her, and makes her cry. This is why when we found to two empty wine coolers hidden behind the toilet (Yes, toilet. God.), my sister seemed doubly ashamed. because no matter what you tell her, she will end up letting your secret slip to Nonna, who is a huge gossip, for an old lady who hates people with a passion I’ve not seen before. And I can only imagine how long a loose lipped 9 year old can keep a secret about a cousin, who clearly hates her, doing something legitimately bad. And my sister got in huge trouble for it. Like, my aunt is enforcing punishment! Yes, the same aunt who took away all my Christmas gifts last year for having a bad report card, but gave them all back the next day, and took me to get a new cat! I’ve never seen it happen before, ever. But really, who the hell hides empty wine coolers behind the damn toilet? We have a big black dumpster in the garage, that gets picked up every Wednesday, and no one ever goes out there, except to toss bags in! Why wouldn’t you throw them in there? I’m sorry, but if you’re that freaking dumb, you deserve to get caught.

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My God. I’ve Become One of Them. A Fangirl!

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And that has never happened before! Not with Johnny Depp, not with Heath Ledger (RIP)… not even with Robert Downey Jr.!!!! So congratulations, Mr. Darren Criss, you turned one of the few normal teenage girls in America into a giggling, squealing, awful-song-writing pile of mush. Right now I am listening to the beautiful sound of YouTube buffering (has been doing so for… 8 minutes now) Just so I can hear “Teenage Dream’ done right. And when I read that he’s going to be a legit character on Glee, not just a guest star, or recurring character, I fell off of my bed. Yup. The last thing to happen to me that garnered that reaction was tickets to see 30 Seconds to Mars last year! My subconscious equates Darren Criss with Jared Leto! …My brain just died a little. Too many mentions of beautiful men in one paragraph! All I can say is, i hope he grows his hair out. It’s much cuter, in my opinion, when it’s longer. I want to touch it.

I saw Santa yesterday, did I mention that? yeah, we were shopping at Fry’s, and he’s just sitting in a red recliner by the dairy section! I gots to pet his beard, which looked a lot softer then it actually was. I was disappointed, greatly.

Just so you all have an idea how shitty YouTube truly is, ‘Teenage Dream’ is still buffering. I hate technology sometimes.

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Baby Jake Gyllenhaal!!!

Oh. My. God. Can you believe this-

Turned into THIS-

It’s just baffling to me. GASP!!! Johnny Depp is most powerful something or other!!! I’m so proud, pookie-bear.

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Punishment for Willow

Willow dissed one of my dream men. This. Is. PAYBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jared Leto- 30 Seconds to Mars, My So-called Life, two of my favorite things, and he’s in ’em. He’s a hottie.

I’ve got two words for you: Yum. (please note that he’s innate hottness has rendered me unable to count, thus making me equate ‘yum’ as two words.)

Robert Downey Jr.- Someone once said he looked like Johnny Depp. I was intrigued, then disgusted.

Alex O’Laughlin- This, my dear folks, is what a REAL vampire looks like. Edward ain’t got shit on Mick St. John.

There. Now everyone has a good dose of eye candy, I regain my throne, and Willow wallows in self pity. ( now i’m giggling. Willow wallow.) Lol…

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